By Peter Quinn
Peter Quinn is a Dublin barber with a willing ear for an outstanding tale. This quirky selection of exchanges along with his shoppers variety from humorous to eye starting, overlaying every little thing from the elements and the financial system to the autumn of the church and the spiralling rate of NAMA. but each one story is as person because the purchaser and his hairstyle.
Customer: “Soccer won't ever take off in the US; it’s simply unlikely to happen!”
Barber: “I heard a quote in a film “Americans won't ever include soccer!”"
Customer: “Who stated that?”
Barber: “Homer Simpson within the Simpsons Movie!”
Female Barber: (approaching a patron within the ready region) “you understand how you usually supply me a fiver tip?”
Customer: (A little shocked) “Yea?”
Female Barber: “Well could there be any probability i'll get an enhance, it’s only one of the women goes out for our sandwiches and i've no money!”
Customer: “I’m a clear wall upkeep engineer.”
Barber: “What is that?”
Customer: “I fresh the home windows on the airport”
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