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By Odin Zeus McGaffer

In an international the place faith is generally unfastened from ridicule, out comes a publication that essentially steps over the road and smashes the protecting veil that surrounds all the lies, myths, and fairy stories. McGaffer wastes no time in hammering faith with common sense, crude humor, and blatant disrespect. Does God Get Diarrhea demonstrates the intense absurdity of Christianity through tearing aside the Bible's asinine claims, critiquing the miracles of Christ, and exposing God as a hateful, bloodthirsty, mass assassin. no longer for the faint of middle, this e-book certainly doesn't beat round the burning bush by way of tolerating barbaric beliefs and primitive production theories. Does God Get Diarrhea can provide what many non-believers were too apprehensive to assert for hundreds of thousands of years with an enormous twist of sturdy humor. The name itself is sufficient to elevate the eyebrows of even the main liberal minded contributors and is absolute to offend virtually every body. snort your method via this publication as you find the ugly fact of faith, the intense harm it has brought on to our society, and the awful destiny of a superstitious planet. caution: This publication comprises picture content material, foul language, and cause. All of that are damaging in your wellbeing and fitness. " illiberal and insensitive rant flawed for anyone." - Reverend J.A. David, Pentecostal Minister "Pure grime and bathroom humor. McGaffer has an entire loss of recognize for religion." - Joseph F., Christian writer and Pastor "McGaffer may be first in line to have his head sliced off on Judgment Day, and that i can't contemplate someone extra deserving." - Mark L., Christian Extremist "Horribly offensive...this ebook might be banned from shelves." - Mary P., Sunday tuition instructor

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INTOLERANCE! Of course this method also includes ignorance of other experiments, ignorance of contradicting evidence (even if it’s stronger), and the requirement that your head must be jammed up your ass. ” and see which method would be best suited to answer that question… SATANIC SCIENTIFIC METHOD Question – Where did we come from? Hypothesis – Perhaps we have evolved from apes? Experiment – Controlled experiments show that our DNA is 99% similar to the DNA of chimpanzees Conclusion – Evidence suggests that we might have evolved from apes.

If everyone modeled their personality after God’s personality, we would all be self-centered, bloodthirsty, homophobic, jealous pricks that have nothing better to do than to meddle in other people’s sex lives and dress code. This God, like most of the other countless Gods we’ve invented, is so jealous and full of himself that his number one rule is to worship him, and only him. Only humans are stupid enough to come up with this sort of shit… I’M ME, AND THERE IS NOBODY ELSE LIKE ME Sorry bro, but you aren’t quite as innovative as you think.

I think it’s more important to justify my personal religious views than search for a genuine truth. 3. If someone is suffering form a serious illness, they should… A. See a doctor in order to get proper treatment; praying is not a proven method of recovery. B. Pray to God and Jesus because they can heal anyone. “With God, all things are possible” - Matthew 19:26 4. Your friend is hospitalized and is in a great deal of pain. You have one hour to spend in any way you see most beneficial. You would probably… A.

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