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By Bradley Trevor Greive

May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. foreign best-selling writer Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and lots of extra in his most recent present publication, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. jumbled in are as many decent curses for stable degree. Witty, hot, and interesting, BTG brings his trademark variety to this humorously twisted booklet for all occasions, situations, and occasions.
Blessings include:
* may well your excuses for averting tedious social engagements consistently sound credible.
* might your blocked pores be licked fresh by means of angels.
* may perhaps your corpse be museum worthy.
Curses include:
* may perhaps small canine take advantage of your entire insecurities.
* may perhaps a bomber formation of incontinent ducks fly over your sunroof.
* could all dairy goods on your refrigerator be of questionable vintage.

About the Author
because the debut of his overseas best-seller The Blue Day booklet, Bradley Trevor Greive's books have offered greater than 20 million copies in one hundred fifteen nations. A former Australian paratrooper, BTG left the military to pursue extra artistic misadventures. among qualifying as a cosmonaut for the Russian house software and writing books, he lives in a tiny Tasmanian hamlet together with his 3 very huge dogs.

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INTOLERANCE! Of course this method also includes ignorance of other experiments, ignorance of contradicting evidence (even if it’s stronger), and the requirement that your head must be jammed up your ass. ” and see which method would be best suited to answer that question… SATANIC SCIENTIFIC METHOD Question – Where did we come from? Hypothesis – Perhaps we have evolved from apes? Experiment – Controlled experiments show that our DNA is 99% similar to the DNA of chimpanzees Conclusion – Evidence suggests that we might have evolved from apes.

If everyone modeled their personality after God’s personality, we would all be self-centered, bloodthirsty, homophobic, jealous pricks that have nothing better to do than to meddle in other people’s sex lives and dress code. This God, like most of the other countless Gods we’ve invented, is so jealous and full of himself that his number one rule is to worship him, and only him. Only humans are stupid enough to come up with this sort of shit… I’M ME, AND THERE IS NOBODY ELSE LIKE ME Sorry bro, but you aren’t quite as innovative as you think.

I think it’s more important to justify my personal religious views than search for a genuine truth. 3. If someone is suffering form a serious illness, they should… A. See a doctor in order to get proper treatment; praying is not a proven method of recovery. B. Pray to God and Jesus because they can heal anyone. “With God, all things are possible” - Matthew 19:26 4. Your friend is hospitalized and is in a great deal of pain. You have one hour to spend in any way you see most beneficial. You would probably… A.

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