By Jesse Petersen
Natalie’s one in all Frankenstein’s creations and works in a brand new York urban morgue. So of course she wishes treatment. She and her friends—er, fellow monsters—have shaped the world’s so much specific, such a lot dysfunctional help workforce. What may possibly pass wrong?
Undetected within the glossy global and stressed to stick that manner, Natalie gray, Dracula, Bob the Blob, and others (including the fetching wolfman Alec) meet usually to discuss the pressures of being notorious within the manhattan. themes contain how lengthy it’s been considering that their final sighting, how their “story” creates stereotypes they can’t satisfy, and—gasp—sometimes even their emotions. but if their pervy Invisible guy, Ellis, is killed in a way equivalent to the H.G. Wells novel, it’s transparent someone’s chanced on their lifestyles and is down for a few monster busting.
Led by way of Natalie—and certainly not helped through Hyde’s bloodthirsty tendencies—the participants of Monstofelldosis nameless band jointly for safeguard and a bit sleuthing. And maybe—maybe—if they don’t prove lifeless, they’ll turn out buddies someplace alongside the way in which.
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