Download Crónicas de Bustos Domecq by Jorge Luis Borges, Adolfo Bioy Casares PDF

By Jorge Luis Borges, Adolfo Bioy Casares

Un poco a los angeles manera de Carlyle, cuyo ‘Sartor Resartus’ (‘Sastre zurcido’) expone los angeles doctrina de un filósofo imaginario y l. a. ilustra con ejemplos apócrifos, H. Bustos Domecq dedica este volumen a los angeles discusión imparcial de literatos, de escultores, de arquitectos, de gastrónomos y de pintores que, por el momento, no existen, pero que son peligrosamente posibles, dadas las propensiones de l. a. época. El tono es humorístico, según lo impone todo examen severo de las manifestaciones más novedosas del arte y de las letras durante los últimos sesenta años. Veinte crónicas, casi todas de índole narrativa, integran este libro amenísimo, que satiriza lo universalmente consagrado, respetado, adulado y temido: es decir, lo moderno. En el desorientado siglo que corre, l. a. ignorancia y los angeles inepcia son infatigablemente inventivas; nos consta que H. Bustos Domecq ha debido espolear a su Pegaso para que l. a. realidad no lo deje atrás. Según lo señala el prólogo que avalora Gervasio Montenegro, estas impares ‘Crónicas’ constituyen el vademécum quintessential para el curioso que quiera echar una ojeada sobre el conjunto panorámico de los angeles estética en boga. Su redacción jocosa, apunta agudamente «ex cathedra» el profesor adjunto Longino, no excluye el pensamiento serio. Encarnados en l. a. figura de un «egoísta, tránsfuga, mentiroso, fanfarrón y casanova barato», según los angeles descripción de sus ilustres padres, Borges y Bioy Casares crean en estas páginas un fascinante juego de ficciones y espejos que lleva los angeles parodia hasta sus últimas consecuencias.

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By Judith Viorst

Judith Viorst is understood and enjoyed through readers of every age, for children’s books corresponding to Alexander and the poor, terrible, No reliable, Very undesirable Day; nonfiction titles, together with the bestseller invaluable Losses; and her collections of funny poetry, which make ideal presents for birthdays, Mother’s Day, commencement, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any time of year.

When Did I cease Being Twenty and different Injustices brings jointly the simplest of Judith Viorst's witty, insightful poetry, together with many favorites from out-of-print collections. no matter if she's discovering herself or discovering a sitter, or considering her intercourse lifestyles as she rubs the hormone evening cream on her face, Viorst explores the genuine and humorous ironies all girls stumble upon growing to be up within the glossy world.

Here is a tender unmarried woman from Irvington, NJ, leaving her parents' domestic for all times within the monstrous urban ("No i don't believe in loose love/And convinced i'll be domestic for Sunday dinners," she promises). this is the aspiring bohemian with a pricey liberal arts schooling, getting espresso and taking dictation, "Hoping that sometime a person could be impressed/With all I know." here's that married lady, dealing with motherhood ("The tricycles are cluttering my foyer/The Pop Tart crumbs are sprinkled on my soul") and fable affairs ("I may possibly think cryptic conversations, clandestine martinis...and me explaining that lengthy kisses clog my sinuses") and all-too-real kin reunions ("Four aunts in discomfort taking pills/One cousin in research taking notes"). And the following she is at mid-life, brooding about even if a girl who used to put on a "Ban the Bomb" button can locate happiness being an individual with a suite of fondue forks, a fish poacher, and a wok.

Every step of ways, Viorst transforms the wide-spread occasions of everyday life into poems that make you snicker with popularity. while Did I cease Being Twenty and different Injustices demonstrates as soon as and for all that nobody knows American ladies coming of age like Judith Viorst.

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By Stephfordy Mayo

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By Jeremy Clarkson

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By Amy Sedaris

Are you missing path in the right way to whip up a swanky soiree for lumberjacks? a cocktail party for white-collar staff? A festive amassing for the grieving? Don't depression. Take a cue from exciting professional Amy Sedaris and host an unforgettable fete that might have your site visitors raving. regardless of the fashion or measurement of the gathering-from the easy to the bizarre-I such as you offers jackpot recipes and stable recommendation laced with Amy's blisteringly humorous tackle pleasing, plus four-color photographs and enlightening sidebars on every little thing it takes to drag off a celebration with awesome aptitude. You don't even have to be a bunch or hostess to benefit-Amy deals counsel for visitors, too! (Number one: don't be fifteen mins early.) Readers will become aware of exact dishes to serve alcoholics (Broiled Frozen poultry Wings with Applesauce), the key to a profitable children's get together (a 30 minutes closing date, video games included), plus a complete appendix chock-full of arts and crafts rules (from a mini-pantyhose plant-hanger to a homemade calf stretcher), and masses, even more!

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By Michael Rubens

In the spirit of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, The Sheriff of Yrnameer is sci-fi comedy at its best—mordant, raucously humorous, and an exhilarating page-turner.
 
Meet Cole: hapless area rogue and part-time smuggler. His sidekick simply stole his female friend. The galaxy’s so much hideous and feared bounty hunter desires to lay eggs in his mind. And the luxurious area yacht Cole simply hijacked seems to be choked with interstellar do-gooders, one in particular loathsome stowaway, and a shipment of freeze-dried orphans. Cole gathers a misfit staff for a determined trip to the a long way reaches of the galaxy: the mysterious global of Yrnameer, the final of the “your-name-heres”—planets with no company sponsors. yet little does Cole suspect that this mythical utopia is domestic to a band of outlaws bent on destroying the planet’s tiny, peaceable community.

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By Editors Of Mental Floss

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By Wendy Northcutt

Honoring those that enhance our gene pool via inadvertently removal themselves fromit, The Darwin Awards III contains a couple of hundred fresh, hilariously macabre mishaps and misadventures.

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By Charles M. Schulz

The Peanuts gang supply their knowledge on love during this superbly produced reward publication for all generations. From Woodstock falling in love with a computer virus to Charlie Brown's obsession with the Little Red-Headed lady, from Snoopy's craving for that woman beagle to Lucy's unwavering (and unrequited) affection for Schroeder, the beguiling Peanuts gang recognize something or approximately love. The hundreds of thousands of devoted Charles Schulz enthusiasts and those that fondly take into accout our best-loved beagle and his associates will cherish this most recent name in our Peanuts consultant to existence sequence.

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