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By John DeChancie

There by no means looks a lifeless second for the population and viewers of chateau Perilous. experience and folly are contagious whilst Lord Incarnadine hosts a legion of unusual site visitors together with a host of infuriated Greeks bearing a present horse, reckless thieves, gladiators and painted girls. 144,000 doorways welcome the main unwelcome of partygoers to the geographical regions Perilous, the place magic and secret ship every body spinning in hilarious new instructions.

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It would be traveled more often by nonelves if it didn't come so close to the Vale of Lost Voices. For the Mistrans, the only consolation about the proximity of the Vale of Lost Voices is that the place is even harder on drow than on humans. Luring drow pursuers into the Vale wouldn't be a bad tactic if the fleeing person cared more about hurting the drow than saving his or her own skin. Galath's Roost: Some fifteen miles from Glen, a couple miles inside Cormanthor, this ruined bandit's keep is rumored to hold great treasure.

Depending on the season, humans who pass through the valley are too taken by its innumerable alpine wildflowcrs (late summer and fall) or its swirling fogs (other seasons) to notice the gnomes' homes, tucked back among the trees and boulders of the vale's walls. The gnomes participate in the life of High Dale, but until the Time of Troubles they had little to do with the world beyond the dale. After Gond manifested as a gnome during the Time of Troubles in 1358 DR, several of the younger gnomes of the Vale left its comforts to seek adventure.

He is no warrior or great lord, but he's an honest and wise merchant who is well liked by folk in the town. Haresk's house is the largest in Ashabenford, so the dale's Council of Six uses it as a seat of government. Plans to build a separate council building or hall have gathered dust for years, since no one really wants to pay for an expensive public building. 16. Black Eagle Coster: Iletian Blackeagle (LN male human Ftr3) buys local grain, cheese, ale, and barrels of salted meat for sale in Hillsfar and Harrowdale.

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