By Mark Evans
A beautifully humorous and creative novel from the hit Radio four comedy series.
You imagine you recognize the total tale of Bleak expectancies yet glance! Now it's additionally an immense, fats, juicy ebook. just like the radio sequence, yet with further jokes, additional bits of tale, extra dimensions to characters and lots more and plenty extra paper. until you're examining it as an booklet within which case... lots extra electronic info bits.
Bleak expectancies recounts the outstanding adventures of younger Pip Bin as he attempts to fix his destroyed family members and noticeably broken lifestyles, aided by way of his ally Harry Biscuit and certainly no longer aided by way of his merciless and satirically named mother or father Mr lightly Benevolent and his accomplices, the fearsome Hardthrasher siblings.
Weep! As Pip is distributed to Britain's nastiest boarding tuition, St Bastard's.
Gasp! because the precise quantity of his despicable guardian's plan turns into clear.
Worry! As our hero is devoted to the Workhouse, the place he meets the hideous poverty-punishments of the treadmill, the grindstone and the painwheel.
Sigh! As Pip unearths love with London's so much eligible frail good looks, omit flowers Dies-Early.
Find a tenterhook and sit down on it!
Grim conditions, wrong identities, not going inheritances, nightmarish proceedings, ridiculous names, handy coincidences to unravel plot difficulties, over-sentimental loss of life scenes and plenty and many adjectives: Bleak expectancies is the unconventional Charles Dickens may have written after ingesting some distance an excessive amount of gin.
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