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By Linda Zimmermann

2011 Silver Medal Winner for Humor, from the self sufficient Publisher's Awards. undesirable technology: a quick historical past of unusual Misconceptions, completely improper Conclusions, and particularly silly Theories takes a funny examine bloodletting, alchemy, quack units, the worship of meteorites, faked info, mystery checking out on humans, and every kind of truly ridiculous principles. From the traditional Greeks to the current, the heritage of technological know-how has been fraught with persecution, fraud, and lack of know-how on a big scale--but that doesn't suggest we can't snort approximately it!

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INTOLERANCE! Of course this method also includes ignorance of other experiments, ignorance of contradicting evidence (even if it’s stronger), and the requirement that your head must be jammed up your ass. ” and see which method would be best suited to answer that question… SATANIC SCIENTIFIC METHOD Question – Where did we come from? Hypothesis – Perhaps we have evolved from apes? Experiment – Controlled experiments show that our DNA is 99% similar to the DNA of chimpanzees Conclusion – Evidence suggests that we might have evolved from apes.

If everyone modeled their personality after God’s personality, we would all be self-centered, bloodthirsty, homophobic, jealous pricks that have nothing better to do than to meddle in other people’s sex lives and dress code. This God, like most of the other countless Gods we’ve invented, is so jealous and full of himself that his number one rule is to worship him, and only him. Only humans are stupid enough to come up with this sort of shit… I’M ME, AND THERE IS NOBODY ELSE LIKE ME Sorry bro, but you aren’t quite as innovative as you think.

I think it’s more important to justify my personal religious views than search for a genuine truth. 3. If someone is suffering form a serious illness, they should… A. See a doctor in order to get proper treatment; praying is not a proven method of recovery. B. Pray to God and Jesus because they can heal anyone. “With God, all things are possible” - Matthew 19:26 4. Your friend is hospitalized and is in a great deal of pain. You have one hour to spend in any way you see most beneficial. You would probably… A.

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