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By S. M. Mathur

Humour is the spice of lifestyles. Its worth was once acknowledges correct from the traditional occasions whilst kings hired courtroom jesters to brighten up issues and either the monarch and the population felt amused at their actions. Birbal and Tenali Ram became the epitome of repartee and wit. One reveals humour in way of life too. there's a lot of humour in lecturers and technological know-how additionally corresponding to the tales of absent-minded professors are a legion.,,,,,

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British actor Albert Finney received an honorary doctorate from the University of Sussex. When he called up his father to give the news, the parent’s comment was: “Doctor of Letters? ” An absent-minded professor, his head buried in a volume, ordered a pizza. ” Without looking up the don murmured: “Four, for I cannot eat eight,” and continued poring over his book. Two venerable academicians returning from the Nagpur Science Congress were travelling in the same coupe. The one on the upper berth snored like a lion in distress and the other spent the night turning on his berth cursing.

He switched on the dining room light—here too the bulb glowed feebly, the same in the bedroom and the bathroom. Thinking that there was something wrong with the voltage, he called the campus electrician, who found that there was no problem and all the lights were okay. Then he noticed that the professor still had his sun goggles on. ” Attending a short course at the University of Sussex, an Indian student and a Saudi Arabian were put in the same digs. Both were recently married and had left their wives home.

Raman, who discovered an important optical phenomenon which is named after him as the ‘Raman Effect’, was a strict teetotaller. Once, in Paris, at the 25th anniversary celebration of his discovery, he was offered a glass of champagne. ” Einstein was travelling by tram in his hometown in Germany and had an argument about the change after paying the fare. ” A bright kid raised her hand immediately. “The days are much longer in summer than in winter” was the sharp reply. Sir Issac Newton, the great scientist to whom is attributed the discovery of gravity, commissioned a carpenter to make a shelter for his cats in the backyard.

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