By Justin Racz
Guaranteed to make you thankful for the activity you might have and grateful for the only you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the fellow who operates the "It's a Small global in the end" experience, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, so that you can all think higher approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour photographs of the bleak, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs in the market, and all their bad employment information, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the appropriate reward for an individual caught in a nine-to-five grind who must have in mind why it can be an entire, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO big apple. His parody J.Crewd was once released by means of Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a couple of those jobs, so I converse from event while I say Justin Racz has became a painful and intensely miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i might considered this publication first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's greater Than You At...
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75 Canadian per hour (in 1996). Bonuses are tied to a color star system. Gold star = perfect. Silver = very good. Red = average. Green . . Well, no one gets a green star, unless you go and shoot up the place. There's a chance the vice president of Jive Records is waiting in line and listening to you sing. There's a chance the vice president of Jive Records is waiting in line and listening to you sing. 27. Domino Setter-Upper Set up dominoes one after another on your hands and knees. Design them into patterns and logos.
Feel up a passenger without having to take him or her out to dinner and a movie. Any hard object seems suspicious. 50. Substitute Teacher Take roll call. That will take twenty minutes. Watch your students have a field day with you: One kid pretends not to speak English; two switch names; a third snitches on a popular girl cutting class. And the note passing? Forget about it. Loose knowledge of the three R's: reading, writing, and arithmetic. Private school: $ 100 per day. Public school: $50 per day.
Starboard side, port side, everywhere you look, crap's ahoy. 11. Roto-Rooterer Post-Finding Nemo Respond to calls from children who watched Finding Nemo and then set their fish "free" down the drain. Break it to them gently that Nemo ain't coming home. Training course in drain cleaning. Those seeking higher education attend the Roto-Rooter Plumbing School. Blue oxford shirt, navy slacks, embroidered name tag. A good bedside manner in order to explain that though their slogan is "Roto-Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain," it doesn't apply to pets.